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MGA CORNEY NA JOKES
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Any corny jokes..share pud mo.. ako sugdan hap..

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PARE: Igsu, walay bakak bakak... nakatilaw naka ug baboy...

MUSLIM: Oh, padre lami kaayo oy... pero padre.. tug-an sa tinuod...

nakatilaw naka ug babaye...?

PARE: Sus, Igsu... layo ra kaayo ang baboy...


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Bungi: silawa sa adlaw oi!

Opaw: asus. kining bungi a nagpadungog dungog!!

Bungi:Sinawa oi! Grabeh ka INIT!

Opaw: Btaw tan awa imong simod dba nangLIKI sa kainiT!!!

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JOE : Kumusta man ang bakasyon boy ?

BOY : Pait, sabado napiang manok ni tiyo, sud-an namo tinola nga

manok..Domingo napiang baboy, sud-an namo litson, kaganina napiang si

tiyo, sud-an namo wa na nako gisusi, nikaon ko sa gawas.

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Tatay : Anak, paimna ang kabaw!

Anak : O, 'tay!

Anak : 'tay, dili man muinom ang kabaw!

Tatay : Unsa man diay imong gibutangan sa tubig?

Anak : Gibutang nako sa baso 'tay!

Tatay : Hanggaw kaman diay, dili gyud 'to makainom. Butangi ug straw!



corney..pero kataw lang mo hap..hehehehe

-- Edited by J-Sam on Thursday 14th of May 2009 01:08:57 AM

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ahhahahah!! unSaon!! =] joker pud aii!! =]evileye



-- Edited by Mrs.Clone on Thursday 14th of May 2009 01:12:13 AM

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clap.gif  lolx..

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aww eHehe.... funny...!! aww

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o THE FUGITIVE - pwede sad "THE BATMAN". Kalit lng mawala na walay pananghid. Kuyaw sad ug talent.
o KUNG-FU- KUNG-FUlutan grabe mutira. Kani ang muhurot sa pulutan kai abi cguro nya merienda iyang giadto.
o THE CHOSEN ONE - official runner sa tindahan. Palit ice, yosi ug additional shat.
o THE PHOENIX- Gahi pero tighipos na lang sa kalat kai tumba na tanan.
o THE DRAGON - mubuga na ug kalayo, pero sa yuta, canal or inidoro lng. Pwede sad sa katre na gitulugan. Usually naay countdown to dragon time.
o THE MEDIC - usually mga PASSENGERS. Tig-asikaso sa mga dragon ug sa mga naa sa pinakaubos aning listahan.
o THE CELEBRANT- araw araw birthday. Bangka japon ug storya maski wala nai ganahan maminaw.
o THE SPOTCHAIR - Kini ang target sa tanan tira na seryoso or yaga yaga lng. Tao version of a pulutan.
o THE SLEEPING BEAUTY - ang magduka duka sa session bisan sau pa. kung patulugon dili matulog kai kaya pa daw lagi.
o THE GUNNER - kailangan pa ba ug definition? Kuyaw ni ug privilege kai pwede manikas sa shat. bisaya jokes, binisaya nga jokes, bisdak,
o THE INDIAN - katong gina-text na ug grabe, pero di japon muabot. walay klaro kasabot.
o THE POLICE - ang pinaka late sa tanan. pag-abot nya, hubog na tanan.



-- Edited by Mrs.Clone on Thursday 14th of May 2009 01:29:04 AM

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hmmm. asa man ka ana?? ang dragon?? wahahaha..jowk....ayaw mo ana hap.. ehehehe

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ahahhahah!! la lang ^^ LagEh ikAw Yaw Ana ahahahh :P evileye



-- Edited by Mrs.Clone on Thursday 14th of May 2009 02:39:29 AM

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........he.......

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xD

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niwang... napa ka lain jokes.. :p

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sing.gifAhhhmm.. Yup2.. hhuhuh!!.. mAnga Corney Man Gyud!!.. Ara Aii!!.. :Dsing.gif




Bisaya 1: Gara ng kutsi!!!! Siguro ki miyur yan?

Bisaya 2: Dili bay!!

Bisaya 1: Ki hipi?

Bisaya 2: tunto ka man bay! Ki Father yan! Gisulat na nga sa likud oh "SAFARI"
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PEDRO: puslan walay gamahal maypa MAGPAKAMATAY! ug si pedro ni dive sa SUBA...
mga pipila ka minuto...... .. NITUNGHA ug
nisulti: WAAAAAAHHHH! dili ko kaginhawa... MURA KO UG MAMATAY!
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Usa ka adlaw sa balay nila Pedro...

Papa: Pedro asa man nimo gibutang ang asukar...??
Pedro: naa sa bangera tay... ako gipanganlan og asin..
Papa: ngano asin man ang imo gipangalan..
Pedro: bogo nimo tay.. oi
Papa: ngano man..??
Pedro: para mailad ang lamigas..
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Gputlan ni Juan ug usa ka tiil ang langaw.....

Juan: Lupad! ....Nilupad ang langaw....
Giputol niya tanan tiil....
Juan: Lupad!! ....Nilupad ang langaw....
Giputol nya ang Pako...
Juan: Lupad! Lupad!!! Lupaaaaad!!! ....Wala nakalupad ang langaw.....
Juan: I, therefore conclude, nga ang langaw basta putlan og Pako.. MABUNGOL...
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aww.gifMao na da0t! ^^



-- Edited by Xtine on Monday 18th of May 2009 03:13:45 AM

-- Edited by Xtine on Monday 18th of May 2009 03:14:48 AM

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wahahahahahhahaahahha

saonz..ana d.i na.. langaw putlan ug pako mabungoL.. wahhahahahaha

nice on!! up up up

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wahhahhahahha!!! Uu suwai nia unSaon!!! biggrin



-- Edited by Xtine on Monday 18th of May 2009 04:55:40 PM

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ehe... biggrin



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nyahaahaha!

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SaunZz! xD

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BOYFRIEND: Alam mo, babe, para kang tae.
GIRLFRIEND: (sinampal ang syota) Bastos ka, ha?!
BOYFRIEND: Seryoso ako, ‘no?!
GIRLFRIEND: At bakit naman?
BOYFRIEND: Para kang tae, kasi, hindi kita kayang paglaruan.


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Boy: I love you. Wala nay lain para nako. Buhaton nako ang tanan para nimo. Mulabang ko ug dagat, kab-uton ko ang bituon, pugngan ang buwan para lang kanimo.
Girl. Ngano wala man ko nimo kuhaa sa office gabii?
Boy: Taligsik man gud. Hehehe.

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Guro: Ikaw, Pepe, sino si Jose Rizal?

Juan: ' Di ko po kilala.

Guro: Ikaw, Pepe, sino si Jose Rizal?

Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala.

Guro: Do niyo kilala si Jose Rizal?!

Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang section siya!

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Paano humamon ng AWAY ang...BULAG? Magpakita kayo, mga duwag! Paano humamon ng away ang DULING?
Isa-isa lang kayo para patas ang laban! Paano humamon ng away ang PILAY Patay kung patay! Walang Takbuhan!

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Bigo ka ba sa love? Eto mga gud partner:

Kuba: Mapagkumbaba.

Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan.

Bulag: Walang paki sa looks mo.

Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words.

Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag isa!

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Sayings to live by:

1. Do not do unto others what you can't do.

2. When the cat is away, the mouse is alone.

3 If others can do it, don't help.

4. Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you mine.

5. Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon

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Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako? Beef Lucky Me!

Ano ang "maswerte ako Inay?" Lucky Me Mami!

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A chinese and Steven Spielberd were drunk in a bar...

Spielberg hit the chinese...

Chinese: why you hit me?

Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.

Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!

Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!

... chinese punched Spielberg

Spielberg: why you hit me too?

Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.

Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!

Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!

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BOYFRIEND: Alam mo, babe, para kang tae.
GIRLFRIEND: (sinampal ang syota) Bastos ka, ha?!
BOYFRIEND: Seryoso ako, ‘no?!
GIRLFRIEND: At bakit naman?
BOYFRIEND: Para kang tae, kasi, hindi kita kayang paglaruan.


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Boy: I love you. Wala nay lain para nako. Buhaton nako ang tanan para nimo. Mulabang ko ug dagat, kab-uton ko ang bituon, pugngan ang buwan para lang kanimo.
Girl. Ngano wala man ko nimo kuhaa sa office gabii?
Boy: Taligsik man gud. Hehehe.

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Guro: Ikaw, Pepe, sino si Jose Rizal?

Juan: ' Di ko po kilala.

Guro: Ikaw, Pepe, sino si Jose Rizal?

Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala.

Guro: Do niyo kilala si Jose Rizal?!

Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang section siya!

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Paano humamon ng AWAY ang...BULAG? Magpakita kayo, mga duwag! Paano humamon ng away ang DULING?
Isa-isa lang kayo para patas ang laban! Paano humamon ng away ang PILAY Patay kung patay! Walang Takbuhan!

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Bigo ka ba sa love? Eto mga gud partner:

Kuba: Mapagkumbaba.

Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan.

Bulag: Walang paki sa looks mo.

Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words.

Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag isa!

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Sayings to live by:

1. Do not do unto others what you can't do.

2. When the cat is away, the mouse is alone.

3 If others can do it, don't help.

4. Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you mine.

5. Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon

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Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako? Beef Lucky Me!

Ano ang "maswerte ako Inay?" Lucky Me Mami!

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A chinese and Steven Spielberd were drunk in a bar...

Spielberg hit the chinese...

Chinese: why you hit me?

Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.

Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!

Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!

... chinese punched Spielberg

Spielberg: why you hit me too?

Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.

Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!

Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!

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wow...hehehehe

mura ko ug gigitik sa imo jokes...biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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hahhaa,, unsa0nx.. c0rney man gae ka nah kuya :]



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hahhaa,, unsa0nx.. c0rney man gae ka nah kuya :]

 




hehehe..mao corney  pero kataw-anan..hehehehehe...biggrinbiggrin

 



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Saunxx :]



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lols...funny..

more more more..

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